synergy

It really is.  I go out looking for one, and all I can find are either hatchets or halberds.   There’s got to be a happy medium here.  Something long enough to get a good swing in,  but without a huge spike on the end.  You know what I mean?  It’s OK if there’s a built in pipe or something, that way I can smoke while I’m splitting wood.  It’d also be nice if it had a little warning label that reminded me to put gloves on, because I always forget and end up with a blister between my thumb and forefinger.  The label could also tell me whether it’s spelled “ax” or “axe”.  I can never remember.  I think both versions are acceptable, but one can never be too careful these days…